Mission: Begin pornography.
Execute
Long hair and perfect bootie makes my spanking hand itch.

"Somebody told me white boys was smaller... They lied."

Execute objectification of women.

Sucking on a gold-plated Desert Eagle has something to do with a guy with a small penis, I'm just sure of it.


You always have your dignity.



Don't get freaked out.



Who loves ya, baby?





